I Been Spendin’ Most My Life Livin’ In This Santa’s Paradise

I had planned a blog post out in my head that would have been rather long, but I have decided to research that a little more, because today I spent the afternoon finishing off my Christmas shopping, and have spent the evening wrapping it all.

Today I’ve got through two rolls of wrapping paper and six meters of clear cellophane, this proves two things that I already knew:

  1. I really hate wrapping gifts.
  2. I really suck at wrapping gifts.

But I suppose that’s what the festive season is all about, that and getting so drunk that you lose control of your bladder and eating so much you run the risk of gaining your own orbit.

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