Worst Disney Films That I’ve Ever Had To Suffer

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My little girl loves princess films, and as you can probably guess, the Disney back catalogue has featured prominently in my life since Marianna has learnt the names of the princesses that feature in these features.

But there are some that stick out as really, truly awful pieces of cinema, so here are the worst Disney films that I had to suffer.

Pocahontas 

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Urgh this film is just awful, even if we ignore all the historical inaccuracies, the sound track is lacking anything worth mentioning and the story isn’t an engaging one, I guess this is what happens when Disney try to re write history rather than re writing the Brothers Grimm.

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

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I must admit, when I first saw this as a kid it couldn’t hold my interest, and as an adult who doesn’t resemble an oil painting (except maybe the scream) I feel that the film puts to much emphasis on looks, and again is lacking anything in the way of soundtrack.

Snow White

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Unmarried teenager who lives with seven blokes, whilst I don’t want to go slut shaming Snow White… Slag. All through this film, all I was thinking about, was where is Snow White’s Father in all this? Surely if the guy took a bit of notice of what was going on in his daughters life, this whole cycle of underage teenager running away with men could have been avoided.

Frozen 

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I don’t know whether it was because this film was so hyped up of what, but I hated it, absolutely loathed it, the catchy song was not enough to save it.

The Little Mermaid 

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This was in my wife’s words annoying, from the songs, to the story, to the acting, right the way down to the just massively superfluous characters (seriously what was the point of the bright yellow fish?)

 

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