Fathers Day Gift Ideas

Its been pointed out to me that Fathers Day is less than two weeks away, so I thought that I would put together a little guide to give my daughter some idea about the sort of thing she should be spending her pocket money on, especially as she spent all afternoon telling me how much she loves me, although a fair portion of my brain is telling me that this was because there is more than a fair size chunk of chocolate stashed away on the top shelf, and not really down to any genuine feelings of affection that my daughter may or may not have for me.

The Punisher By Garth Ennis Omnibus 

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The Punisher is one of those Marvel characters that most definitely was not a hero, whilst he does go around dispensing justice, he does so committing mass murder. Garth Ennis initial run on the Punisher is one of those true defining moments for the character, in a way that no other writer has actually managed to capture, before or after.  £57.97 from Amazon.

Xposed Red on Blue Check Three Piece Suit

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As you may have guessed from previous blog posts, or if you’ve ever met me, I am what you may call a modern dandy, I like nice clothes, and I like things that are a little bit on the colourful side, so when I saw this suit, it went straight on the wish list. I want it as a 48 inch chest, find it for £96.99 on Fashion Xposed.

A Case of Berry Bros. & Rudd Good Ordinary Claret

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I like a nice drop of the old vino rosso, and whilst its sometimes nice to have a complex bouquet full of crisp dryness and fruity whatever hell and scintillating who gives a crap, sometimes its nice to have some Good Ordinary Claret, and Berry Bros and Rudd are a name (or names) that has always been synonymous with excellent wine. A case of six will set you back £53.70 direct from the Berry Bros and Rudd website, Although Marianna may have to get her mother to buy this one.

Samuel Windsor Summer Blazer – Torbay Boating Jacket 

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For some time now I’ve wanted a boating blazer, with a few outdoor events set for the coming summer months I think one of these would be ideal for a slightly natty formal look that stands out from the usual rain cloud grey, jet black, or cheap looking navy blue that seems to be dominating men’s fashion of late, this bad boy from Samuel Windsor cashes in at £99 so I better increase Marianna’s pocket money if I want one of these blazers for myself come fathers day.

Gotham Central Omnibus

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Gotham Central looks at the police force and the officers that make up the GCPD, the thin blue line that stands between Gotham City’s Underworld, Bat Masked Vigilantes and utter chaos. This volume collects the whole series and is available on amazon for £51.43

 

Dobell 3D- Genuine Crown Three Pence Cufflinks 

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I like cufflinks, I have loads, but always want more, and I quite like the eye catching and antique nature of these cufflinks. I’m always on the lookout for unique pieces that would add a little bit of flair and panache to some of my still pretty outlandish sartorial choices.  I found these on the Dobell website, and are probably the only things price wise (£24.99) that I have a hope in hell of being gifted this fathers day, especially as I know how much pocket money my daughter actually gets

 

My Christmas List

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Dear Santa.

I’ve occasionally thought hard about being a good boy this year so if you want your mince pie and tot of whiskey I would like:

A Gieves and Hawkes Black Velvet Dinner Jacket

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buy it here for £695

Mont Blanc-Heritage Spirit Cufflinks

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Buy them here for £290

Stainless Steel Parker Fountain Pen

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Buy it here for £16.20

Timex Easy Reader Watch

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Buy it here for £21.49

Deadhead 6 Year Old Rum

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Buy it for £50 here

Thank you Santa

Kind Regards

Anthony Bird 28 1/2

30 Before Thirty (Comics & Graphic Novels)

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I’m going to be thirty in just over 2 years and at this moment in time I’m OK with that (how I feel about it in 10 minuets is up for debate) but one of the things that I realised is that there are a fair few things I still want to accomplish whilst the career and social goals are somewhat out of my control things like films I want to see, albums I want to listen to and books I want to read are very much in my control, especially as I have 25 months to accomplish it. Here is a list of the Comics and Graphic Novels that I would like to have read by the time I’m thirty.

Grant Morrison’s 18 Days

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Camelot 3000

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Miracle Man: A Dream Of Flying

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All Star Superman 

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Preacher: Gone To Texas

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The Crow

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Sandman Preludes and Nocturnes

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Alan Moore’s: Saga of The Swamp Thing

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Marvel 1602

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Saga: Volume 1

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 The Order: Die Mensch Machine

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The Complete Scarlet Traces 

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Button Man

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Ronin 

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Superman: Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow 

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The Infinity Gauntlet 

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Amazing Spider-man: Kravens Last Hunt

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Promethea Book 1 

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Jack Kirby’s Fourth World Omnibus 

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Multiversity 

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Son Of Superman 

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Hellblazer: Original Sins 

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The Authority: Relentless 

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Hellboy: Seed Of Destruction 

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Doctor Who: Emperor Of The Daleks

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Death: The High Cost Of Living  

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JSA The Liberty Files 

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Alice In Sunderland 

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Daredevil Yellow

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The Tragical Comedy or Comical Tragedy of Mr. Punch

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How many of these do you think I’ll get done before July 21st 2019?

The Lazy Ramblings Of A Lazy Guy (On Being In Love)

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I was recently introduced to the Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Fellow by Jerome K Jerome. The book consists of 14 essays on 14 topics

  1. ON BEING IDLE.
  2. ON BEING IN LOVE.
  3. ON BEING IN THE BLUES.
  4. ON BEING HARD UP.
  5. ON VANITY AND VANITIES.
  6. ON GETTING ON IN THE WORLD.
  7. ON THE WEATHER.
  8. ON CATS AND DOGS.
  9. ON BEING SHY.
  10. ON BABIES.
  11. ON EATING AND DRINKING.
  12. ON FURNISHED APARTMENTS.
  13. ON DRESS AND DEPORTMENT.
  14. ON MEMORY.

Jerome K Jerome is pretty much me down to a tee. He’s lazy and just writes whatever comes to mind. He doesn’t care who he offends, and I often felt that he may have been somewhat high when he picked up the pen. But Mr Jerome has inspired me, so I am going to be writing a series of posts on the topics that Mr Jerome turned his hand at. (I know I’m ripping the guy off, but quite frankly I don’t care)

On Being In Love 

Have you ever seen someone and known that they would be a terrible distraction to your life. That was how I would describe it, that feeling of knowing that this person is going to really change your life. That knowledge that this is going to be massively inconvenient.

That’s how it all begins then you slip into it, the early days are all wine and dinner and flowers and dancing, but then comes the big pants and netflix, the cups of tea, the farting and the lack of make up, if you can get through that, that is true love. The enduring real world version of the thing.

Foreigner wanted to know what love is, well its two people who have decided to just give up and settle with each other because they find the other person somewhat less detestable than the rest of humanity, that my friends is love.

This is the second in series of posts ripping off the work of Mr Jerome K Jerome and his seminal piece The Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Man.

 

The Lazy Ramblings of A Lazy Guy (On Being Idle)

 

The Man Down My Local (1).pngI was recently introduced to the Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Fellow by Jerome K Jerome. The book consists of 14 essays on 14 topics

  1. ON BEING IDLE.
  2. ON BEING IN LOVE.
  3. ON BEING IN THE BLUES.
  4. ON BEING HARD UP.
  5. ON VANITY AND VANITIES.
  6. ON GETTING ON IN THE WORLD.
  7. ON THE WEATHER.
  8. ON CATS AND DOGS.
  9. ON BEING SHY.
  10. ON BABIES.
  11. ON EATING AND DRINKING.
  12. ON FURNISHED APARTMENTS.
  13. ON DRESS AND DEPORTMENT.
  14. ON MEMORY.

Jerome K Jerome is pretty much me down to a tee. He’s lazy and just writes whatever comes to mind. He doesn’t care who he offends, and I often felt that he may have been somewhat high when he picked up the pen. But Mr Jerome has inspired me, so I am going to be writing a series of posts on the topics that Mr Jerome turned his hand at. (I know I’m ripping the guy off, but quite frankly I don’t care)

On Being Idle

Laziness is both a blessing and a curse, there is nothing more satisfying than spending a day lazing about on the sofa, especially when you know that there are plenty of more important things that you could be doing, and therein lies the curse. Having to put aside that bliss, can prove difficult and indeed a real hardship and can even lead to outright resentment. Or at least this is how I feel. I’ve now reached the point where I actually hate to have to do things. When people interrupt my doing nothing I really do get a little bit angry about the whole thing.

Since the advent of the internet the whole staying in thing really has taken off, with the world of online streaming services and takeaway foods that you don’t even have to speak to people to get, the world of insular laziness has actually become more and more of a easy thing to achieve.

Laziness and indeed idleness itself is a state of mind, its where you sacrifice any sort of social life just to achieve the pleasure that comes from doing nothing. It’s hard to get into the head space required to want to do nothing but watch Game of Thrones in your pants while eating cereal straight from the box.

There are some people who couldn’t be lazy if their lives depended on it. They just lack that lack of drive. They have too much motivation, too much determination to just get things done. The world would stop without those people, without them we wouldn’t have anything. But thanks to those people the rest of us, those lazy fellows can enjoy the things those great enablers have given us. Thanks to them we can vegetate until we fuse to with our sofas, until bed sores set in and until we have to wash ourselves with rags on sticks.

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The world takes a dim view of laziness, but to those who say this is say to you…meh I’ll tell you later.

 

This is the first in series of posts ripping off the work of Mr Jerome K Jerome and his seminal piece The Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Man. 

I Been Spendin’ Most My Life Livin’ In This Santa’s Paradise

I had planned a blog post out in my head that would have been rather long, but I have decided to research that a little more, because today I spent the afternoon finishing off my Christmas shopping, and have spent the evening wrapping it all.

Today I’ve got through two rolls of wrapping paper and six meters of clear cellophane, this proves two things that I already knew:

  1. I really hate wrapping gifts.
  2. I really suck at wrapping gifts.

But I suppose that’s what the festive season is all about, that and getting so drunk that you lose control of your bladder and eating so much you run the risk of gaining your own orbit.