I was recently introduced to the Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Fellow by Jerome K Jerome. The book consists of 14 essays on 14 topics
- ON BEING IDLE.
- ON BEING IN LOVE.
- ON BEING IN THE BLUES.
- ON BEING HARD UP.
- ON VANITY AND VANITIES.
- ON GETTING ON IN THE WORLD.
- ON THE WEATHER.
- ON CATS AND DOGS.
- ON BEING SHY.
- ON BABIES.
- ON EATING AND DRINKING.
- ON FURNISHED APARTMENTS.
- ON DRESS AND DEPORTMENT.
- ON MEMORY.
Jerome K Jerome is pretty much me down to a tee. He’s lazy and just writes whatever comes to mind. He doesn’t care who he offends, and I often felt that he may have been somewhat high when he picked up the pen. But Mr Jerome has inspired me, so I am going to be writing a series of posts on the topics that Mr Jerome turned his hand at. (I know I’m ripping the guy off, but quite frankly I don’t care)
On Being In Love
Have you ever seen someone and known that they would be a terrible distraction to your life. That was how I would describe it, that feeling of knowing that this person is going to really change your life. That knowledge that this is going to be massively inconvenient.
That’s how it all begins then you slip into it, the early days are all wine and dinner and flowers and dancing, but then comes the big pants and netflix, the cups of tea, the farting and the lack of make up, if you can get through that, that is true love. The enduring real world version of the thing.
Foreigner wanted to know what love is, well its two people who have decided to just give up and settle with each other because they find the other person somewhat less detestable than the rest of humanity, that my friends is love.
This is the second in series of posts ripping off the work of Mr Jerome K Jerome and his seminal piece The Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Man.
One of my main interests is constitutional law. To most people its a pretty dry and boring subject and I could see why they would think that.
I like looking at the hypothetical questions that are posed and trying to figure out what would happen, this is why when the Scottish independence referendum was taking place my mind was racing with questions like: if Scotland were to vote independence, would the field MP’s in the 2015 elections.
Over the last few weeks I’ve been rereading some Christopher Buckley books, namely No Way To Treat A First Lady and Supreme Courtship, these books are fictional satire but raise some interesting questions about the way the American political and legal systems work (or don’t). Such as is if the President’s wife clocks him for sleeping about is it treason? or whether or not a Judge Judyesque TV judge has the relevant legal credentials to sit on the Supreme Court.
I like the absurdity of all, but the fact that it’s not beyond the realms of possibility is what makes it so enjoyable and also so scary. I often feel that the current presidential elections could in fact be a plot in one of Mr Buckley’s novel’s, a massively racist, misogynistic right wing, real estate selling, borderline sex offender running against a former first lady to a philandering former president…. what part of that doesn’t sound like satire .
One of the legal questions I have to ask though is can a presidential candidate take office if he’s currently under investigation for tax evasion, rape and various other felonies? Or can impeachment proceedings begin before an inauguration? It almost makes the British political system look tame by comparison and this is the system that has 22 anti EU UK Independence Party Members of the European Parliament.
One thing that was a key campaign point during the general election was the question of The United Kingdom’s continued membership of the European Union. Now must people down my local haven’t got a clue what the EU is for and don’t have a clue what the EU does beyond straightening bananas. So here is a little bit of info that you can mull over before making a decision on referendum day.
Now that’s all lovely talking about GDP and movement of capital but what has the EU ever done for the bloke (or the bird) in the street. Well:
- Easy travel, no longer do I have to fanny about in customs or worry if I’ve got the right currency because 19 European countries all take euro’s. On top of that if I were to get sick with some foreign illness, I wouldn’t have to worry about a hefty hospital bill like I would if I were in the states.
- Food labelling, thanks to being in the EU I now know exactly what is in my food, and then its up to me to make the decision about eating it.
- Paid leave from work. Because of the EU working time directive every British worker is entitled to 4 weeks paid holiday and 11 hours rest in every 24 hours.
- Equal pay between men and women all came from European legislation
- A minimum wage, whilst Tony Blaire and his descendents will claim that they introduced the minimum wage, which is nominally true, it in fact stemmed from a European directive .
and on top of all that the EU also pumps millions of pounds into depressed areas in the UK , without which trying to get public funding for anything in the South Wales Valleys of the North of England would be next to impossible.