Jesus was meant to have been crucified on the Friday, and then slept it off for a day and then woke up at some point on the Sunday, am I right? Apparently not? What blasphemy is this you say? Well its the blasphemy of the gospel according to Matthew (Chapter 12 verses 38-40)
“38 Then certain of the scribes and Pharisees answered him, saying, Teacher, we would see a sign from thee. 39 But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it but the sign of Jonah the prophet: 40 for as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the whale; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.”
So if we assume that Jesus did actually arise from the tomb on the Sunday, that would mean that he was in there all day and night Saturday, Friday and Thursday? Which Means that Jesus would have had to have been crucified on the Wednesday. Which also means that, had they existed then, the 12 disciples could have gone to Wetherspoon’s for a Steak Club as the last supper. ?